r kelly effect 

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.

Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.

r kelly effect by CMB_OXF_DXB_SIN February 23, 2019

R Kelly'd 

v. To urinate on something.

Wow, that piece of equipment is all wet! Someone probably R Kelly'd it.

R Kelly'd by Shadekat October 18, 2008

r kelly 

Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.

R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.

r kelly by Anonymous April 10, 2003

R-Kelly 

A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.

Man I was watchin this freaky porno right,and this guy did a R-Kelly all over some chick.

R-Kelly by Bradiesel September 8, 2006

reverse R Kelly

It's like what R Kelly got caught doing; Except in this case the girl urinates on the guy. Also, being underage is not a requirement and should be avoided at all costs.

Lynn: I'll be right back. I haven't been to the bathroom since before lunch, I really gotta pee.

Me: Now'd be a good time to try that Reverse R Kelly thing I read about on Urban Dictonary. Are you up for it?

reverse R Kelly by !RKelly December 14, 2008

R Kelly Facewash 

Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not

This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!

R Kelly Facewash by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

R Kelly 

A very talented singer who unfortunately , is a sick pervert who urinates on little girls.

I liked R Kelly's music , until he peed on a 13 year old girl.

R Kelly by queen_azure February 10, 2008