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R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.
R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.
by Porksta July 20, 2005
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Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with
" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."
by Von J November 29, 2007
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r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP
I have been assassinated r kelly crying
by lavenderrocks March 7, 2019
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R. Kelly Slip

when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.
Dude i totally gave the R. Kelly Slip to that nurse. She was drenched in piss.
by Fabio Quintera October 9, 2008
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Reverse R Kelly

1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no

2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”

2) self explanatory
by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 5, 2019
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R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.
"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"
by belent November 13, 2017
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r kelly face

that girls got r kelly face
by danny November 5, 2003
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