Poomerang

POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.

Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."

by KJ275 August 7, 2012

poom cheese

the cheesy crust off a poom (vagina).

DAYUM NIGGUH! dat gyal had more poom cheese than a factory.

by niggahiggaa August 10, 2009

poomerang

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.

In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".

by David L. Brown March 29, 2008

pooman

any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.

The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.

by Frain June 29, 2007

Poom Pooms

Extremely Short Shorts

It was a hot day, so she decided to wear her poom pooms instead of her jeans.

She should not be wearing those poom pooms with all that cellulite!

by kikikia May 25, 2006

shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

poom puff

An extremely hairy pubic region of a female. One who does not shave that area.

I only like girls who shave, and I heard you got that poom puff.

by C.K Vaughan May 13, 2006