Pitching a tent

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.

1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."

by you can't handle this March 21, 2016

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

Pitching Mound

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

by Norrabal January 2, 2019

Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

pie punching

When someone shares your girls pussy but takes uneven turns thus creating a "bad cut". So you punch her right in her greedy pie!

Man my girl Peachy was supposed to let the eight of us have a piece but she's been giving uneven cuts, so I punched her in the pie. Pie punching

by Erica Bella March 3, 2017

University of Pitching

Founded in 2008 in a small town in Kentucky Called Barbourville. The founder, Jacob Scalf, was an outstanding pitcher at Knox Central High School. The pitching university is one of the finest universities in all of the continental United States of America. Sclaf has inspired many little kids to love peanut butter sandwiches and become great pitchers. If it wasn't for him, the Panthers wouldn't have played a single game in the 2008 season. The whole team depended on Jacob to win the ball game on the mound. Jacob opened up a Univeristy so he could teach other little kids how to throw the duece. Jacob had 3 techniques to become a great pitcher. 1) Always out think the batter. 2) Eat a peanut butter sandwich everytime before bedtime, and be in bed by 9:00. 3) Do the wall drill everyday... The University of Pitching has spread around the World. Jacob is a great instructor, and a big fan of his favorite pitcher of all time, Jeff Garmon. Jacob runs a 5 month program for training. It takes over $10,000 to buy all the peanut butter so the kids can get all their protein. All of the kids that graduate from the Univeristy with a Curve Ball Degree donates back to the University. They donate old balls, right handed mitts. And most of all, they donate all kinds of peanut butter, Peter Pan, Skippy, Jif, Smuckers, and all of it has to be extra creamy. This University is the most famous Univeristy in the entire world. And everybody should think the one and only pitcher of the 13th Region, Jacob Scalf. Knox Central loved Scalf so much, they built a new ball field so nobody else can step on Scalf's mound.

KC Coach: Where is Scalf?

Hendrickson: He will be here coach.

KC Coach: He better, or we will have to forfeit the game.

Hendrickson: Coach, we have other players.

KC Coach: Hendrickson, we need a pitcher like Jacob, not throwers like You, Andy, and the rest of the team.

Hendrickson: Sorry coach, i know Jacob runs the team.

KC Coach: Yes he does, you better worship him.

University of Pitching

by Tyler Hendrickson December 20, 2008