punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

Bun Puncher

Another term for a gay male. The term is derived from the act of a man pounding another man from behind. In essence, he is "punching" the receiving tart's buns.

Man look at that fruit pound that tart from behind. He's such a bun puncher!

by ExitOnly69 August 19, 2009

Cunt puncher

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!

Nick cunt punched Hannah.

by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004

punched the goat

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005