puddle of death

a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.

My feet are soaked because I had to walk through that puddle of death to cross the street

by bday maidel February 13, 2014

Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011

Puddin

A Boy you are completely crazy about like Harley is to joker. A boy you want to spend the rest of your life with and would do anything for, that the thought of losing makes you cry.

Emily "Hey Puddin!"
Jacob "Hey Baby girl

by Just a chick 2014 November 3, 2016

mushroom pudding

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are

Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

by Grrrrrratass May 21, 2020

Pudding Plop

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

by Donherdme September 9, 2013

Puddinguettler

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.

My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.

by PalominoMare January 13, 2017

shaky puddin'

Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.

" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."

"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009