ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch

What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned

by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 4, 2013

A Pouderd Prune

An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.

When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.

by hteb78 July 8, 2023

Prune

A person who is acting like a prick, or immaturely. Or it can be used for a plain old douche bag. It can be used as a substitution for gay, faggot, Jew, or any politically insensitive term.

-Do you see that guy acting like he owns the place over there?
-You mean the sleazy one hitting on all the girls?
-Yeah, what a prune.

by pacothejew August 3, 2011

prune

a guy who wont do anything with a girl . thought to be gay

omg andrew is so prune

by boarderchick January 22, 2007

prune

(v., Irish slang) To grab someone's testicles and squeeze hard. A common tactic of bullies in Irish schoolyards.

Damo and Anto held Paddy down while Tommo pruned him.

by UrbanDick75 November 1, 2009

prune

a derogatory term for someone who is annoying, a party pooper, uptight, or just plain weird

Bob: Dude this is the best game ever!

Joe: Are you kidding me? Our team is losing!

Bob: But the game itself is so wonderful!

Joe: Dude, you are such a prune

by amdude11 July 25, 2010

Prune the bush

To trim and maintain the pubic hair in ones' genital area.

Friend 1: Do you want to meet for coffee?
Friend 2: No, I'm kind of busy, I have to prune the bush and stuff.

by Little Mac 84 December 18, 2008