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pound

Several definitions:
1.Unit of weight
2.Money in England
3.To hit fists with your home dawgs
4.To have sex
5.To punch or beat someone up
Here's a little story:

One day, Bill wanted to pound his girlfriend, but she was a hoe and wanted 50 pounds to do it. Bill went to the hood and met Henry and pounded fists with him. His fist, may I add weighed about one pound. Bill asked Henry to lend him 50 pounds so he could pound his girlfriend or Bill would pound Henry and send him to the hospital. Henry gave Bill the 50 pounds.
by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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Fulham Pound

A £2 coin. The smallest unit of change carried by a Fulham resident.
Alex: This homeless guy in Fulham just asked me for change!

Person 2: Did you help him out?

Alex: Haha, as if I had anything smaller than a Fulham Pound.

Person 2: Dude, it's January...

Alex: Haha, I hate the poor. Rah.
by Iain1285 October 28, 2010
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Poundin' Spam

Derived from the saying "Why eat Spam, when you have Steak at Home". Spam being the lowest form of meat, while steak represents a worthwhile meal. Refers to a man that cheats on his hot wife or girlfriend with an undesirable, disfigured, or otherwise deformed ugly.
"She should leave him. She's always slaving at home while he's out Poundin' Spam".

"She's so hot, I don't know why he's always Poundin' Spam."

"Girl are you Trippin' Vag? You shouldn't be Poundin' Spam in the house, Tim is on his way home."

"Tim, did you really pound that spam for packs of free gum?"
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pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...
by Did bish August 28, 2016
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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
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Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.
Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018
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