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Pretang

the genitalia of an under-age female. pre-pubescent poontang
"When you dropped Jemma off at the park, did you check out all the pretang?"

"Ben went cruising for pretang at the local Crèche"
by bfav March 3, 2009
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Promanade mall

A small shopping centre in the thornhill area where most asians think they know all about when they can't even pronounce it corectally.
asian kid: OH MY GOSH! wanna go to promaranian mall they just opened artitzia!

white kid: it's Promanade mall you loser and aritzia you probably can't even afford anything there.
by betting--on--alice March 19, 2009
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Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
by Catalysis April 23, 2010
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Profanity

When professionals show their fannies in public

It could also mean a cuss word
1. That profanity party is insane!

2. Don't use profanity in my house
by SimDevoSlipknot May 29, 2016
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Protagonist Syndrome

A mental attitude where a person is so infatuated with themselves and their goals that they become impatient and shut things out of their life or procrastinate on things they need to do rather than what they want to do. This kind of person indulges in self-care, and anything that doesn't concern their well-being and/or livelihood that causes them stress is irrelevant and trite.

If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.

If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
I told my followers on Twitter I'm taking a mental health break and one of them commented " ratio ". They don't even follow me and they hurled an insult at me anyway. I think they have a case of protagonist syndrome.
by Goku Gaming October 16, 2021
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writer protagonitis

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
by Rotzo January 6, 2006
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Protag

Someone who likes anime and dyes their hair unnatural colors such as blue, purple or any other absurd colors and end up looking like an anime protagonist. It's "who's the protag" in real life.
*sees someone with absurdly colored dyed hair walk by*
"What a fucking protag
by IntelligentNPC May 26, 2017
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