prostitution

The 'illegal' act of paying for sex, although it's 'legally' committed many times in dating. Guy pays for dinner, pays for the movie, girl is flattered by guy's "generosity," so she gives him some ass at the end of the night, which is exactly what he was hoping to get in return for the money he shelled out and why he took her out to begin with. Why it's illegal to just give the girl the money straight up to fuck him that he would've spent on the date anyway is beyond me.

"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? After all, giving somebody an orgasm is hardly the worst thing you can do to them!" - George Carlin

by Insanity76 December 9, 2008

Prostitute disfigurement

Great Brutal Death Metal band

Originally known as Disfigure

Prostitute Disfigurement rules

by Metal6Head January 17, 2008

Pakistani prostitute

A goat, or a dualacorn, or often camels. Used for sexual gratification in desolate areas.

Dude I got lost in the woods and had to find a Pakistani prostitute to keep me warm at night.

by Spudoh January 29, 2010

School staff prostitute

A woman on the staff of a school that guys at the school and male teachers can buy sex from. Most often an unoffical position but there is a movement inderway to make it an offical job. There are said to school staff prostitutes in some places in Europe.

She's the school staff prostitute.

by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011

prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.

At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

Prostitute in a Cup

A delicious brownie thats happens to be made in a small paper cup. Its a "prostitute" because you pay money to eat it out.

Jane: What's for desert?
Bob: A Prostitute in a Cup!
Jane: Oh! My favorite!

by ilovebrownies July 21, 2009

rich prostitute

Pretty much a whore who once fucked a rich guy and after they fell in love and got married but the ex-whore who now is a wife and a possible mother, is beginning to be a bitch about everything and is a fucking alcoholic; so the rich man divorces her and as part of their divorce the snobby bitch gets good amount of money. unfortunately sh soon realizes that the money is not gonna last long since she's spending on drugs and alcohol the whole time so she decides to go back to what she does best and becomes a..... rich prostitute

WOW! look at that whore, she must be a rich prostitute, she's wearing a diamond ring

by sepsthebigS May 14, 2011