Procrastian

a procrastinator of Olympic skill: "If procrastination were an Olympic event, I'd win a gold medal."

I've just spent 3 hours on Facebook. Man! I'm a total procrastian.

by Scotty Smithy August 20, 2008

procrastgymnating

Putting off going to the gym, or working out, for as long as possible.

I need to work off that Christmas dinner, but I keep procrastgymnating by watching TV and going online.

by rjose December 31, 2008

Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011

Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009

procrastifuck

vulgar verb

verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking

to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.

Origin

early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.

I procrastifucked last Friday evening with my girlfriend, and didn't get any work done.

by Meyer Lemon September 26, 2017

procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020

Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

by Zeke J December 1, 2010