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procrastifucking 

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work
Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.
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Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastipacking 

the act of putting off packing for a trip
I was procrastipacking all night and almost missed my flight.
procrastipacking by Amy Frasu January 5, 2009

Procrastipacking 

When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important
David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking

procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses
I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄
procrastifaking by know buddy September 22, 2020

Procrastipacking 

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.
Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.
Procrastipacking by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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