procrastifucking

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work

Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.

by thatguy301 July 6, 2011

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

by Neetles December 10, 2009

Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastipacking

the act of putting off packing for a trip

I was procrastipacking all night and almost missed my flight.

by Amy Frasu January 5, 2009

Procrastipacking

When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important

David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking

by Markus Lullman April 24, 2011

procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020

Procrastipacking

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.

Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.

by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011