Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?
Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.
Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.
by thatguy301 July 05, 2011
vulgar verb
verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking
to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.
Origin
early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.
verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking
to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.
Origin
early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.
by Meyer Lemon September 26, 2017
A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.
Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!
Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.
Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!
Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.
Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!
Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
by DEEZEGUYZ February 05, 2010