Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020

PragerU

A right-wing "university" that shoves conservative bullshit down people thoughts because universities apparently brainwash people with left-wing propaganda which isn't true. They say bullshit things like climate change is a hoax, being LGBT is bad and that Nazis weren't that bad.

Don't watch PragerU, watch ProletarianU!

by Supreme Leader of Fucking January 5, 2021

Prayer Force One

The name of the pope's private jet

The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland

by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009

Paderborned

To lose a bet after picking the "sure winner" or "lock" pick.

Man, we really got paderborned on that soccer game! How could they lose!?

by PappaGeezy August 22, 2011

prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.

Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."

Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.

by BrittBrittBritt September 9, 2015

Prayering

The act of Austin Ferguson Praying

They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga

by JokesInHistoryClass April 1, 2017