phalliophobia

The scientific word for the fear of the male genitals.

My friend has phalliophobia.

by DJ Silly Hat November 10, 2007

Palliative Care

Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.

I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.

by Kevin Andrews April 11, 2009

Phallic Slide

Where you slide down a slide on to a man's penis (or dildo).

Gina went down a Phallic Slide and missed, she broke the dude's dick.

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

Phallicatarian

Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.)

Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian?

by Bracca April 15, 2014

phallimony

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

phallix

A pixel drawn penis or a phallic shaped object in a game etc. Internet & gaming slang for the word Phallic.

John drew a large phallix in MsPaint. John's sword handle looked like a large phallix.

by Jennova May 23, 2015