porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 10, 2009

Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

Poiting

The act of swallowing. Also could be someone typing pointing wrong.

"I really enjoyed poiting down that fruit"

by Spammerson, Spam Spammerson April 12, 2021