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Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
Porchie by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020

poochies 

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.
Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.
poochies by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016
Poochin is holding out on someone.
Why you poochin on that Crown Royal?
poochin by cHeLL3 September 27, 2005
Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.
Pooched by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003
Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.
Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.
Pooched by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009