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wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.
guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.
by neotreo December 24, 2007
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Poll puffer

A male homosexual.A woman who sucks penis. A blow job.
by siriuslyblack May 10, 2008
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Marco polling

What Michele said.
by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018
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Polle

A name for an incompetent skywars player, often also unworthy of his staff position wherever he holds one if he even does. In general just a bad minecraft player. Opposite of Okamiee
Damn, Mark just literally walked into the void while he was reading the discord chat. He made 2 typos as a staff member in BIKE too. What a Polle
by Bliksemman August 20, 2017
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getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.
Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.
by Who12344321 January 1, 2019
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Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.
John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Gallop Poll

An equestrian-related public survey.
When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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