cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006

porras

a great god, always up for any challenge, and known for being the biggest of bullies, wouldn't want to run into a porras on the street, definitely show no mercy. Also known for being great in the sack.

all i said was to get out of the way, and the porras really handed my ass to me...

by great green June 21, 2009

porrit

1. Used to describe someone who is an asshole or douchecaptain.

2. Someone who is greatly disliked.

3. Also used to describe ass/shit smell.

1. The guy that took my order was a real porrit.

2. I went to a club and Quentin tried to fight me, he's such a fucking porrit.

3. It smells like a porrit in here.

by Roango September 1, 2005

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

porrito

"fumarse un porrito" la jerga urbana uruguaya para definir el acto de fumar canabis para get high cuando estas low

-che y si nos fumamos un porrito?
-mmm, pero no se si estara el enano
-bueno vamos a lo de rosita

by Sagef March 12, 2005

porrage pistol

penis. male genitalia as in fully loaded

porrage pistol means male genitals in the trouser department

by Louisbailey November 11, 2007

Panty Porridge

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.

Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge

by Twll Tin June 20, 2011