jizz pistol

Slang word to define the male "penis".

Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.

by Soused February 28, 2007

Pistoling

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

by snaildude December 18, 2010

Porridge Pistol

A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.

Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.

by CPalilnuem February 16, 2012

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

Douche pistol

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.

Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...

by Bboxed June 13, 2014

Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.

Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.

by 1337noname August 10, 2020