Howdy Pillar

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s

“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”

by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

Pillar Chase 2

The Peak Game For People That Want To Be Chased Or Want To Chose Other People.

May Blade_Ninja give MX the PCX treatment. It Would Be For The Better Of Pillar Chase 2

by Metal_Sonic October 17, 2025

Pillar of Garbage

The good kind of British

“Yeah, he’s British, but in Pillar of Garbage way”

by TSDennis November 28, 2022

eject pillar

To stick out one’s male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.

Oh... So I have to eject pillar?

by MrWhomstDVe December 3, 2020

Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.

Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.

by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010

Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023