Definitions by Slinkypeepee
Howdy Pillar
Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.
Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”
Howdy Pillar by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024
Wally Darling
A probably autistic puppet who either does or does not know how babies are even made. This mf probably doesn’t even know what a condom is, yet people simp for this mf and make oversexualized AU’s and art of this thing.
Wally Darling by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023
Howdy Pillar
The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s
“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”
Howdy Pillar by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023