phale

Variant of fail, used in defining extreme cases of fail.

Epic phale
Tom will phale his drama exam.

by John Privé January 28, 2008

epic phail

The most extreme failure there is. Commonly used on the internet if someone does something extremely idiotic.

Person 1: "I just died in real life dooooodzzzzzz!!!"
Person 2: "Epic phail."

by TonicX57 May 4, 2008

Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

phailed

the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.

when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.

by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006

Phallacate

To insert dick cheese

Oi cuz imma phallacate in your mouth

by Cock slimjim 12343221 May 1, 2019

Phail Stamp

A an award given to one who has failed horribly.

Tracy has a record breaking 14 phail stamps due to failing so well.

by ClanNova October 6, 2008