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pervert-hater 

An endangered species of perfectly normal children, who cannot understand why every little thing in this world is made pervy by the dirty minds of his/her generation.
Pervert: Hey, I'm going to take the meaning of the word "cock" and change it to mean something dirty, because my dirty mind wants it like that

Pervert-Hater: Ewwww! Why would you do something like that, a cock is a male chicken not a man's private part!
pervert-hater by Pokefreakred November 6, 2014
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under perverts

perverts that are younger than you
omg this third grader asked me for pictures!”
UGH! under perverts!”
under perverts by zurich21364 June 24, 2018

you pervert 

some one who is perverted
aka you, or him, she, or the duck in your window.
man:hey want to play pick up 69 sticks?

woman: you pervert!
you pervert by lillymoonstar November 3, 2013
An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
Pervert by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Lucky Pervert 

A term used to describe an individual who randomly stumbles upon perverted/sexy situations with no real intent of doing so.
"Dude, Sarah invited me over last night and I walked in on her changing!"

"You're such a lucky pervert, you bastard."
Lucky Pervert by DarkCrusade May 20, 2015

perverts 


perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.
lisa became so disgusted with the pathetic perverts online that she now blocks them on contact.
perverts by lisa d December 7, 2006

pervert crotch

When you are wearing jeans, and the zipper area folds, giving the impression that you have an erection.
I'm telling you it's not a boner! My jeans are giving me a pervert crotch!
pervert crotch by sparrington January 4, 2008