Pease

1. A sad, yet incredibly adorable way of getting what you want.
2. Spherical vegetable that is green.
3. What comes after O?
4. What happens when you go to the bathroom. It would have been more poetic if it was number one.

1. Rachel: I want marry you.
Sean: Maybe.
Rachel: Pease?
Sean: Well that was adorable, so yes.

2. Pass the pease please

3. abcdefghijklmno... PEASE!!!

4. My bladder is full... I go pease...

by Ben O. Verbich July 20, 2014

Parseltongue

A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!

Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.

by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

PearlescentMoon

A pearl from the down under. Known primarily for her crazy antics on hermitcraft.

Gem: PearlescentMoon turned all my cows upside-down again
Grian: L

by -–—Mvffin—–– April 23, 2022

Persecution Fetish

Someone with a persecution fetish - normally straight christian conservatives - believes that they are persecuted and oppressed to make themselves feel special and play the victim, when in reality those people are the ones who persecute others themselves.

Person1: ''It's horrible, we christian white straight men are being erased from media and censored''
Person2: ''mf you were just talking about how you hate gay people, quit having a persecution fetish''

by TomatoLoss July 17, 2023

persevere

to continue steadfastly despite obstacles or discouragemnet;persist,endure

Families effected by the recent wild fires will persevere.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

persecution complex

One of the top fifteen factors that can transform a reasonable, amiable, friendly person with reasonable, friendly beliefs and ideas into a ranting, screaming, judgemental zealot with poisonous, nauseating, self-righteous dreck for beliefs.

Persecution complex can strike anyone, regardless of belief, creed or religion, or whether they disagree with you or not. Once you start believing that the whole world is against you, you begin to justify your abominable actions by the presumed hostility of the world. Mind you, it's a great way to not only make enemies, but also an excellent way of making people reject your beliefs and idealogy.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

parsec

A place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

A term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.

Joe-"did you see that caprice plow into the KFC?"
Mike-"yeah he was wearing a parsec vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz."

by zoopatrol January 12, 2012