Parant

Verb: Paranting.

Noun: Paranter.

A discussion, topic or rant that parents resonate with. If someone is having a parant, they are either a paranter or are paranting.

I love a good parant.

Jennifer was paranting the other day about childcare.

Dave is such a paranter.

by Sophiawaterfield August 29, 2021

paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.

by auaiomrn April 1, 2003

ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!

(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him

by readerr0r January 25, 2004

Paranut

A gfx nerd, a person who's concern and hobby is nothing else/less than the best of graphic excelence.

A Paranut is of Danish nationality.

Hey, you - Paranut - get over here!

by sycho February 5, 2004

paranoia

When you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. It’s like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you can’t. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and you’re just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didn’t see you. You know he didn’t. But we do this anyway.

Jamal: fuck

Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you

Jamal: *extreme paranoia*

Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.

Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.

by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020

Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.

That guy over there keeps looking over his shoulder. He obviously suffers from paranoia.

by Armthehobos June 10, 2007

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

by Buns78 November 24, 2009