Parked

To be kept waiting for a long period of time.

I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

by Mordred March 17, 2005

Parred

To be parred.
To lose a bet from a seemingly impossible position or lose a bet in a bizarre manner.

Your horse is 10 lengths clear at the 100m and get's nailed on the line? You've been parred.
Your trotter holds on to win but then gets beaten on protest? You've been parred.
Your greyhound is charging down the outside but gets hit in the head by a duck? You've been parred.

by The Early Crow August 20, 2018

baby face with the parted hair

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

by Bordem queen May 26, 2016

parmed

lit as fuck

The delta boys were parmed as fucked .

by bigdickplaya69athotmaildotcom April 14, 2017

Parred

A special type of roast for being an SJW. People who are Parred get triggered and upload a rant on twitter or Tumblr.

SJW: I got freaking parred we must destroy all men

SJW: right back at ya lets rant on some men.

by Yay-erz September 21, 2017

Parked

When you and a bro(s) get high in a parked car

Hey bro, wanna go get parked in my new Honda

by brogetdownwithasideofbeans January 19, 2018