paraschlonging

Skydiving in the nude

Bro yesterday I took all my clothes off and jumped out of a plane, I went paraschlonging

by Dabombdiggidy March 15, 2018

Parashneep

Parashneep is used for an individual to 'save their arse' in the event of a sentence malfunction. It acknowledges that the speaker has recognised that they have jumbled their words or forgotten the ending to their sentence. The proclamation of "PARASHNEEP" in a quick, high pitched manner makes the speaker immune to sarcastic comments or abuse for their observed inability to speak by their peers.

"your mum is so fat that when she gets out of bed...... PARASHNEEP PARASHNEEP PARASHNEEP"
"oh."

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop May 25, 2022

Big Pabs

The name of the great kung fu master Pabs.

This name when said will trigger his full rage abilities.

Guy "Hey! It's big Pabs!"
Big Pabs- Rages and kills man

by Quandaledingle2219 March 6, 2023

Pabst

Sure, it's a cheap beer and probably not the best-tasting, but it goes down smooth, gets me drunk, and still leaves me with enough money for food. I actually find the taste crisp and better than other cheap beers.

"I can't believe you're drinking that piss-water called Pabst. You should drink Guinness like real men."

Me - "I probably would if your six-pack of Guinness didn't cost as much as a case of Pabst."

by DownToEarthDude November 23, 2009

Parasite

Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.

I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.

by Enot-Bitter July 21, 2008

Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

by theshizz55 January 14, 2013

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005