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Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.
"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."
by netjak September 30, 2011
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tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.
I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.
by ultradaddy January 19, 2013
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Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.
"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!
by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013
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Have paneer

A code word for roommates that is texted whilst the user is tickling his pickle and wishes to remain undisturbed.
“Yo don’t come back yet, Tryna have paneer
“Say less homie, you got 5 minutes
by Ytatatayahah November 20, 2019
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Trash Panderer

Noun;

-An individual of a marginalized demographic (PoC, LGBTQ, etc) who espouses views that are antithetical to the character, societal harmony, and well-being of their own demographic for the purposes of profit.

-An individual who espouses views that traditional adversaries of their own race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation or identity, gender, or other cultural disposition, agree with and react by in some way compensating the individual either directly or indirectly.

- An individual who seeks profit by compromising their own demographic, specifically using media and networking.

Etymological/Cultural note: "Trash Panda" is a linguistic reference to a raccoon, due to the observation that raccoons invade trash containers looking for food, and they are somewhat 'panda' like. "Trash Panderer" was deliberately constructed to reflect a racial epithet that is currently being used by people of the Black community to describe black people who espouse an anti-black narrative for profit.
-"Candy Orrins is a straight coon ho!"
"Yeah, that trash-pandering b*tch is pulling down cash by stomping on us."

- "Mike Massaw, black man turned white-trash panderer..."

- "He's telling homophobes that gay men are child molesters. That makes him a hypocrite and a trash-panderer."

- "Conservatives love a trash panderer to come along and tell them they're 'Totally Not Racist™', they love hearing a black woman tell them that."
by BsBuzzsaw August 16, 2020
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Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.
My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
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Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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