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African Oompa-Loompa

A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.
I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat
by Zanman248 September 18, 2017
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Dirty Oompa Loompa

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.
We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.
by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023
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Oompa loompa energy

When someone is doing everything thing right ; or balling out
“ Yo did you here Michael scored 53 points against us? He’s bringing that oompa loompa energy”
by Brommsforwho August 11, 2022
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Oompa Loompa Afterbirth

When some ugly ass trashy ass mother fucker mates with another ugly ass stupid in the face looking ass mother fucker and they have a double ugly ass stupid in the face dumb trashy child.
Person 1: Did you hear? Crystal and Jared are having a kid.

Person 2: That's gonna be one Oompa Loompa Afterbirth of a child.
by YO-YOgenius June 20, 2020
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Under an oompa loompa

Another comeback that is added to the end of a sentence to diss someone stupidly. Just like, "In bed".
Joe: Dood...I saw the TRIPPIEST thing yesterday!
Matt: Under an oompa loompa!
by Kelsey Razor November 14, 2007
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Release the Oompa Loompas

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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Catch The Oompa Loompa

When you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned Dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an Oompa Loompa on the loose. You then proceed to catch the little b*tch in order to get a reward for your deeds...hopefully. Willy Wonka would be proud of your efforts!
Homegirl1: Ohh shit look its a oompa loompa on da loose! Girl we need to return it to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, den we'll get more money den a bitch! Ahh! Lets go Catch the Oompa Loompa !
WhiteLady1: Thats not a oompa loompa! Thats a Midget! Don't be rude!
Homegirl2: Bitch shut the hell up! You a blind ass bitch!
(Homegirl1 + Homegirl2 then push WhiteLady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
Homegirl1: Okay now we need to go to fedex or shit!
by Dijonay Jones October 8, 2011
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