nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

anti neopian websites

They can have many true information how bad neopets are, many neopets fans are stupid losers. The anti neopian websites are way better and way smarter than a neopian fan website.

anti neopian websites can sometimes say that neopets have sponsers to pay them money.

by burittototo November 11, 2006

Nespelem

Nespelem aka nasty town; A reputation for producing some of the best looking tribal members who cannot keep thier hands to themselves, aye cousin!

That girl is fine, if only she wasn't Nespelem!

by Shaka-ka July 4, 2008

neopian

A person who frequents www.neopets.com

I'm a neopian.

by Neopian November 6, 2003

nestication

Slang term for a grossly overzealous public display of affection between two people, or a PDA. Conjugations: (to) nesticate, (they are) nesticating, (they have) nesticated, (they are acting) nesticatorially.

You two! No nesticating in the band closet!

Nestication is forbidden at this party.

by Disgusted Citizen May 1, 2008

Nespressoholic

Individual addicted to coffee from Nespresso machines.

Melitta drip coffee is like a caffeine version of methadone if you're a Nespressoholic.

by PollyVousFrancais January 9, 2008

AIM-nesia

acute short term memory loss regarding the realtime identity of someone on your AOL Instant Messanger Buddy List.

azb_stud_boi: hey whats up? heading to the gym in a bit, then out to Union Square. i was hoping we could f*ck around a before tonight. i sure do miss that azz.

tribalqueer: uh. wait. who the f*ck is this again? sorry but i am dealing with a bout of AIM-nesia right now.

by Kalaya'an September 9, 2007