Father Neil

An elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls

An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack

A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers

An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation

"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"

"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"

"Must be a Father Neil"

by DaveRoy January 15, 2009

O'Neil

O'Neil is a wonderfully enlightened person. A majority of the people think O'Neil means hero. The direct translation would be Oh Hero! Much of the world looks up to the person with the name "O'Neil". They hope that one day they can be like him. Women are often in awe and have created what we now call the groupie movement. Little is known about the magical aura that surrounds this magnificent person.

When things look bleak one will often hear the chant "O'Neil, O'Neil, O'Neil." Only a good keen listener is able to pick up on this.

by Ryan Sunbelt February 4, 2010

o'neill

Air Force Colonel Jack O'Neill. Goes through the Stargate. Shoots lots of stuff and never runs out of sarcastic remarks.

BAAL: "Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?"
O'NEILL: "I don't know the meaning of the word...Seriously, impudence. What does that mean?"

by yo mama July 20, 2003

NeilThePenguin

Fucking loser who cheats on minecraft and uses 5 block reach and constantly denies that he cheats and also has vape client which is 35 DOLLARS

Yo You know that guy NeilThePenguin

yeah hes a fucking loser and cheats on minecraft

by adshjoisadfjfaspoifsapiifposaf August 19, 2019

neileigh

Funny sweet girl that is always there for people and is absolutely beautiful.

Damnnn neileigh is sooo fine!

by You’re future husband 😂 October 22, 2019

neslişah

n. Ottoman princess, brightest star in the universe, The Princess that was promised. Hottest woman alive.
v. Be the best

Alex is a great football player. But he s not Neslişah.

by Uuttt November 23, 2021

young neil

Taken from a character in the comic series Scott Pilgrim, a young neil is someone who hangs out with a group of people despite being younger than the rest of the group.

Even though I just turned 18, most of my friends are in their early 20's. I guess you could say I'm the young neil of the group.

by MazalTov Cocktail October 8, 2010