Newton

Newton is one of the sexiest boys you would see in your school. Everybody loves him and he is always supportive of his friends and family. he might get into trouble but it's all worth it because he learns that only good comes from it.

Holy Chipotle!! Newton Is So Sexy!!!!

by Awwsome04 January 27, 2016

Newton's Third Law

Laying on your non-dominant side's hip, proceed to lube your entire hand. Next, shove entire right hand inside your anus. It is best to feel around a bit before proceeding to your left hand. Your left hand will firmly grasp your phallic member and fondle your throbbing shaft. With both of your hands in motion the force applied thus shall be performing Newton's Third Law.

Mr. Schachter: How was your night? You were screaming quite loud.

Reginald: 'Twas grand. I performed the Newton's Third Law and used an entire bottle of kY.

by One-Pump-Shotgun March 7, 2017

Tig Newton

Kind of like a fig newton but a tig newton. It originated through a conversation between a person from Michigan and one from Massachusetts. It is sometimes used to call someone a name. It can be used tig newton, tig, tigalicious newt, tigalicious def, cotton headed tiggy muggins, tiggy tiggy newt newt and tiggy smalls.

Come get this tig newton. You're a tig. You are tigalicious def. Oh here comes tig.

by The Real Gilligan June 18, 2008

Necronomicon

Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.

Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?

by fdsfsgfdg May 20, 2009

Necronegronomicon

The highly sought after and elusive book of dead negros. It's purportedly buried somewhere in the vast country ghetto landscape of Birmingham, Alabama. This book has vast powers not unlike the Ark of the Covenant except it's bad, very bad and for the negro who possesses this book will become an avatar of black power and prowess.

We got's to find the Necronegronomicon so's we can kill all the leprechauns in dem trees.

by G. Latinous June 12, 2008

fag newton

A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.

Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!

Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.

by pewp man January 22, 2016

fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

by Ryan Comedic INC October 15, 2006