dave mustaine

The god of thrash. Personally my all-time guitarist. Unlike little teenybopper bands around now like Green Day and My Chemical Romance, Dave Mustaine's band, Megadeth, plays a little thing called music. He was kicked out of Metallica after writing a large portion of their better music (a lot of stuff off Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lightning) but never received credit. Metallica is an awesome band as well, but in my eyes Megadeth will always be superior. Dave Mustaine is known for being one of, if not THE, best rhythm guitarists of all time. He can write symphonies of complex low-end riffing and put in screaming melodies and incredible lead breaks in the same 10 seconds. His playing abilities are also OFF THE CHARTS as compared to other rhythm guitarists. I myself would give a kidney, leg, and maybe an eye just to have his right hand.

Did you go to that Megadeth concert last night? Dave Mustaine's hands were FLYING when he was playing that 3rd solo in Hangar 18!

by Ian Davis January 11, 2006

Mustang eye

When you have been to Homestead High School (Cupertino) so long that you begin lowering your standards for girls

Mustang eye boy: Damnn that girl is hella fine
Regular boy: what the hell? she looks like chubaca
Mustang eye boy: ohh shit i caught the mustang eye

by hypasfd February 16, 2010

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

Roy Mustang

A man in the series Fullmetal Alchemist who has a fetish for mini skirts.

Roy Mustang: "When I become Furher all female officers will be required to wear tiny mini skirts!"

by BouncyTigerz July 29, 2015

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003

mustachelessness

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

by deepspace10 January 22, 2011