Definitions by Bad2TheBone

my first mustache 

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

my first mustache by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003