Muffrie

A muffrie is slightly worse than a douche bag. You use such a term when you want to call someone, who is in the room, a douche bag. But don't throw this term around like it means nothing; calling someone a muffrie is a great way to insult them to their face, without them knowing what you mean. To use the word on anyone that slightly annoys you greatly diminishes the word's insult value. So make sure you and your friends seriously despise this person and would like to kick their ass before you call them a muffrie.

Guy #1: "God, Why is that Ryan kid here? I fucking hate his guts."
Guy #2: "Yea he really is a cocksucker"
Ryan: "Hey guys, how are the two of you doing, want to go to bible study?"
Guy #1 and #2: "No we don't wanna go to bible study, muffrie"
Ryan: "I don't get it"
Guy #1: "Its an inside joke, don't worry about it, muffrie"

by "Concerned Citizen" February 10, 2010

Muffon

when someone has said or done something silly but you cant fully insult them, simply for doing something cute.

someone : *pushes pull door* nyahhhh!
other person : you muffon

by cindchoo February 13, 2010

muffmound

The thickness of the outline of a woman's vagina in cloths.

Omg Todd did you see the muffmound on Sarah.

by WildDog 3000 December 1, 2016

muffpop

An explosive discharge of vaginal fluids. Muff is the base word which is a non offensive word for the word vagina.

I went to the bathroom and had a huge muffpop.

by ACalifornia January 10, 2018

Muffocation

The act of performing cunnilingus until one passes out from shortage of breath.

I was eating her out for so long that I suffered from muffocation.

by RectorIDamnNearKilledHer August 27, 2018

Muffold

When you come home and you see your friend's wife muff diving on yours.

Kevin came home to see that he'd been muffolded by Byron's wife.

by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019

Muffocation

The art of suffocating a man with one's muff!

Dear lil Bert was found this morning by police... The coroner ruled it was death by muffocation

by Me.. June 28, 2020