Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

mud flap

uncircumsized, the foreskin can be used as a protective barrier during a buggering session

no condom needed here, i already have a mud flap!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

mud flap

The huge folds of skin near a fat girl's vagina.

I couldn't find her clit b/c of her huge mud flaps.

by digoldong December 19, 2007

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018

mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

by lunchbox9000 August 23, 2009

mud flap

A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.

"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"

by cryzz+sare December 12, 2002