Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.

Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011

Mongoloidius Prime

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.

This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.

by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010

Mongolian Hate Slam

A vicious move requiring great strength and more importantly a loose ass ho. You start having sex with a girl, get it all beat up like what, and then you just start fisting her. Stuff her like a turkey. Then just as she's about to come you pick her up with your hand inside of her and slam her down. Success.

Skank: Oooooo Ooooooooo Oooooo (that's moaning fools)
Me: Quit making so much noise or I'll hate slam you through the window!

by KillACommyForMommy April 11, 2005

Cock Mongol

Woman or Tramp that goes from cock to cock. She is nomadic when it comes to the cock. .She is territorial and will defend her cock. However once she is done she will leave and move on to a new cock

That cock mongol has fucked half of the gym!

by CockMongol December 14, 2009

mongool

Dutch slang word for somebody who is so annoying and stupid that he or she is hated enormously.

He's a real mongool, the way he behaved yesterday.

by Aboraly September 1, 2006

mongolian throatfuck

in the middle of getting head from your girl, she looks deep into your soul and becomes one with you while your dick is still in her mouth. once you have entered into her trance, she starts Mongolian throat singing in an extremely deep voice. she sucks your dick to the rhythm of her mesmerizing song until you cum in her mouth. at that point, she swallows your cum and releases a long 'ohm,' which then releases you from the deep trance

"hey man I heard that you got Mongolian throatfucked by that Asian looking girl last night"
" yeah dude it was crazy, it was like i was in some kind of trance or something"
fuck sex blowjob cum asian mongolian throat trance

by IndianChief69 October 28, 2015