Lawn Mower

Something that cuts the grass on your lawn, preferably a Mexican.

John Smith: Oh no, my lawn needs mowing. I need a lawn mower. Mario!
Mario Roche: Si senor! I mow your lawn for 50 cents!

by John Smith the 20th October 26, 2009

Butt Mower

The act of ripping anus hair with your teeth from a partners ass.

"Hey Man can you give me a Butt Mower?"

by Wayne Jenkins November 13, 2006

mud mower

A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.

I rode my mud mower like I ride my women

by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

West Virginian Lawn Mower

A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.

Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.

by boboscala November 18, 2014

Lawn Mower

Someone who eats the sac/pussy.
A hairy pussy specifically.

"Yo, kidd, you nasty eating dat gurrl like a lawn mower dat you r. Dat sac gotta b hairless nigga, u dun want a mouth full of hair"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

The lawn mower

Biting off a partners pubic hair in the process of giving head

Giving the lawn mower generally annoys your intercourse partner.

by japlunker December 3, 2010