morbod

A term used in Scottish hospitals to refer to the arrival of a morbidly obese patient.

"Clear away those food trays Nurse Melanie", "why so, Dr Philipson?", "three new morbods in the gastro ward".

by finnigan fox July 12, 2010

Morb

To morb is a reference to the hit movie Morbius which sold 69235420 morbillion tickets in an hour.

I am morbing

by MorbiusLover42069 June 24, 2022

moobs

Moobs are a disease you get when you eat too much food. When you're overly obese you grow a set of bitch tits from stuffing your face too many times.

Fat men get moobs.

I have a big set of moobs. Ladies laugh at me when I take my shirt off.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. March 12, 2009

morasshole

the person responsible for creating a morass

Does anyone know what morasshole inspired this mess?

by Coop's Dad June 27, 2007

moobs

man titties. usually formed from jiggly fat.
but not necessarily fat. some manboobs come from working out too much.
theyr extremely ugly.

man + boobs = moobs

by nomnom on tuna February 26, 2009

morbid curiosity

When curiosity and common sense collide: Enquiring further about a subject when you know you really don't want to know the answer

"You would not believe what we did last night in the bedroom"
"I really don't want to know, but morbid curiosity has got the better of me..."

by J-Cutter November 14, 2007

morbock

A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.

Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!

by hottestwomenalive June 12, 2010