mooch-fo-sho

A person who constantly uses others for their goods and/or services and usually takes advantage of them. This person may simply ask others for things or just take them, assuming that it's ok. This person is what people would usually a "mooch" but taken to the extreme.

Juan told brendan to get him mcdonalds. when Brendan returned, the mooch-fo-sho took the food and left without paying, taking advantage of him.

by blazerboy90 June 11, 2011

Mooch Wanker

For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.

They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.

"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."

by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016

Moocasa

Moocasa is a direct synonym for the racial slur N****r. Commonly used in the Middle East.

Yallah moocasa yallah

by Moomoomayella December 6, 2021

Hug Moocher

A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.

Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."

by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009

Situational Mooch

A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.

The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."

by MswampthangW September 1, 2009

facebook mooching

An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.

Jackie was facebook mooching yesterday on her laptop. Now we all have the same friends.

by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007

moocher

1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.

2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.

3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor

4. verb: to mooch

1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye

2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks

3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*

4. lets mooch over to her place later

by Flash terrorist August 9, 2004