Monogonoherpasyphilaids

A quick way of explaining the most commen STDs; Mononucleosis(Mono), Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Lilli) "Hey did you hear about Emma?"
Brian) "No, what happened?"
Lilli) "She had un-protected sex and contracted Mono-gono-herpa-syphil-aids"
Brian) "OH MY!"

by Kelsian July 12, 2005

monopolizing

v.t. - verb transitive

1. to get, have or exploit a monopoly of.
2. to get or occupy the whole of; aquire exclusive possession or control of.

Amanda has been monopolizing the conversation all night.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005

monopoly money shot

A variety of "money shot" describing the prodigious streams of semen-like fluid pumping from the faux penises in the "freaks of cock" genre of pornographic videos, which feature men adorned with impossibly large and invariably fake appendages.

Also applies to the visual artifacts of a male orgasm where the man's sexual organs have been surgically altered or otherwise augmented out of medical necessity or as a result of sexual reassignment.

Holy crap did you see the monopoly money shots in that porno vid? There musta' been a quart of jizz shooting outta that thing each time!

by Rectaltronics January 11, 2009

monopoly

a term used to indicate a person wants to have sex with another person or to fool around . Indiscreet way of saying, hey you wanna have sex?

Jen: wanna play monopoly?
Grant: sure, you bringing the game?
Jen: sure but I always go first

by Nikki1983 May 1, 2008

monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

the monopoly guy

When two guys and one girl have sex and the men speak with English accents, wear monocles, and monopolize her vagina and mouth

Dan and Dan gave Eliza the monopoly guy and, afterwards, went for a spot of tea and some crumpets

by dirk diggler 35 May 4, 2014

Monopolist

A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.

It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."

by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009