Mongoose hunter

A man who goes out hunting for trouser snakes after getting mongoosed or so drunk they cant see or change sexual preferance.

I got so hammered last night, turned into a mongoose hunter and woke up with a guy named Carl.

by Erm Kahoff February 12, 2010

Mongoose

One goose
Two goose
Red goose
Mongoose

Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?

by Mega Mango Wango June 26, 2018

wash the mongoose

male masturbation

When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008

mongoose

A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).

Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"

Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"

by Rainyadair November 27, 2007

mongoosing

From the verb "to mongoose"

Going around acting like a mongoose.

The gang went out mongoosing one night and ate a snake.

by Nire June 3, 2004

mongooseninja

Someone of superior intellect, but yet is modest about it, often making them appear to be cute.

Also has a tendency to have good humor.

It seems everyone has a crush on that Mongooseninja

by bob411 December 9, 2008

chinese mongoose

taken from the expression "as a mongoose", it means an uber amount of something

dude that chick was as hot as a chinese mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006