Three Monocle

When a basketball player uses only one hand to create the commonly-referenced "three-goggles" after making a three pointer. The gesture is made by putting the okay sign (a circle made from your thumb and index finger, with other three fingers outwards) up to only one eye, Mr. Peanut style.

Wow, Kevin Durant's on fire tonight - he even busted out a Three Monocle after his 4th trey!

by msquared December 13, 2012

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019

Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.

Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.

by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010

Terd Mongler

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

queef mongler

When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.

Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!

I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!

by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009

pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.

After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.

by chowderlap August 5, 2008

beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

by Gavine July 13, 2006