Moped

A not too attractive girl or boy friend.

A moped is fun to ride but you don't want to take it around your friends.

by Rickie D June 16, 2008

mopped

adj. tired

To describe when someone "looks" visibly tired.

"You look pretty mopped today. Are you alright?"

by Vijay Patz September 22, 2006

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Russian Moped

when a woman takes the seat of a bicycle sticks the remaining bar in her ass and lets a dog lick her clitoris

After a long day at work she had a nice russian moped

by coon stomper December 17, 2008

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

moped

A Molester Pedophile

Shes only 15. Reed would do her, hes a moped.

by Tom Skeeter January 14, 2008

mopedarmy

that's almost as scary as a pale goth kid in a tutu

oh wait, that isn't scary at all

by faggggg June 14, 2003