MOAT

Mother Of All Turds

"That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"

by benderhater July 13, 2017

Bone Moat

(noun) symbolistic defensive mechanism in which you separate and surround yourself for protection from attacks, and more specifically from attacks on your French language skills.

Mitch, did you like Doll Face's bone moat about Bieb's TimBits?

by B£ December 1, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

road moat

A driveway that surrounds a traffic island. traffic island may contain buildings. noun

I will use the road moat, to continue my trip on the other side, after I stop at the store.

by WordSpyder January 7, 2019

Moat

Moat- a great moustache (moe) + a great goatee (goat) = moat

"Hey greg that's a nice moat you have on your face mate", "thankyou Tyson"

by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017

Meat Moat

The juiced up crevice of a coochie owner. A deep moat ready for meat filling. Hole.

After some intense foreplay, he found the meat moat ready to pound

by CocaineClownPosse July 8, 2024