wish missing

to express disgust in missing a chance to initiate a wish

fuck i just missed the 11:11 wish
(im gonna be wish missing all day)

by pete tiley December 13, 2008

ole missing

It is when you beat a team you shouldn't and then lose to several teams that you shouldn't.

For example, in 2014, Ole Miss beat 3rd ranked Alabama and 14th ranked Texas A&M only to lose to 24th ranked LSU and unranked Arkansas. Then in 2015, Ole Miss beat 2nd ranked Alabama then lost to 25th ranked Florida, and unranked Arkansas again.

Ole Miss is ole missing for the second year in a row. How do you beat a top 3 Alabama team then lose to an unranked Arkansas two years in a row?

by keg3 January 17, 2016

trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid

Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”

by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021

kats missing eyelash

Funnehs eyelash that was lost in the mountains and is dearly missed 😔🕊

Funnehs comments: R.I.P kats missing eyelash

by Natsuki’s wife 😍 March 27, 2022

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

missing Pearl Harbor

First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.

Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.

by ass-burger December 28, 2008

misking

1. Intentionally intoxicating oneself
2. Becoming drunk deliberately until one reaches a point where they either:
- hit their head on a toilet paper dispenser
- fall over in a toilet
- fall asleep on the shoulder of a random guy

We gotta stop Kylie from misking or else shes gonna wake up with lots of random drunken bruises and photos of her all over the web.

by KJ87 August 22, 2005