A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
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situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
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Endorsements may enhance statements both positively and negatively.
Endorsements may enhance statements both positively and negatively.
Cristina- I just ripped my favorite jeans
Christina: -adds messenger endorsement with tear emoji-
Nelly: - adds messenger endorsement with shock emoji-
Christina: -adds messenger endorsement with tear emoji-
Nelly: - adds messenger endorsement with shock emoji-
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