Lawn Mower

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

by Messican April 7, 2003

mhower

Drinking a mix (of an alcoholic drink) while taking a shower.

"I'm going to take a mhower before we leave for the bar."

Guy 1: "What time did you start drinking?"
Guy 2: "I had a mhower right when I got back from class."

by towndrunk September 20, 2009

Mower

A car with unnecessarily low suspension, usually driven by one form or another of a ricer

"His mower is so low you can't see his neon!"

"He lowered the suspension on his 2000 Toyota Sienna, it's a total mower now"

by JohnPStur February 4, 2015

frog lawn mower

when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position

lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night

by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013

Mower

Mexican that honks at girls while driving an old beat up truck. ( is a gardener )

Mower :"MMUUAH SEXY MAMASITA"
Girl : "EEW U nasty Mower"

by Liz March 26, 2004

Gorilla Lawn Mower

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.

Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.

or

Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.

by dbroz February 25, 2010

Cincinnati Lawn Mower

A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)

Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.

Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!

Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.

by luckiePee-air November 4, 2009