N: An unrealistic desire to be regarded more for talent and / or depth over stunning anatomy (named for actressMegan Fox, born in 1986, who expressed this sentiment)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 2, 2009
Get the Megan Fox complex mug.A drugged up harpy and the acting equivalent to Ke$ha who somehow tranced into numerous alternate universes until she found the one that was able to land her in a life with other "a-list" actresses. Except there's something that's missing. Oh, right...talent. She never took any acting lessons or went to any talent schools or agencies. She can only run 2 miles per hour and just has a 3 inch vertical leap. Many were to believe she would be the one to captivate the box office. Well Michael Bay, you picked the wrong bitch and now it has costed us middle class people dearly. If Hollywood was the way it was 10 years ago, she would not make it. And what we heard from Transformers crew members and Mickey Rourke, she's unqualified to be acting. Unfortunately it doesn't matter, because she's set to kill a bunch of franchises in the future.
Film Agent: Well, you're just about set to be a big "star". Anything we need to know before we proceed?
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I can't read.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I'm a pot addict.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I'm a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I'll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That's 'kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU'VE MADE IT!!!
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I can't read.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I'm a pot addict.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I'm a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I'll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That's 'kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That's 'kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU'VE MADE IT!!!
by Smart American Male May 31, 2010
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An "actress" who is only famous because Michael Bay thought he could bang her if he casted her in a completely useless role in the Transformers movies.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
In all honesty, Megan Fox is a fake and if you go to your local mall, you'll find tons of other girls who are a lot more attractive than her and probably a lot more talented than her and could be just as famous as her with the aid of Hollywood.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
by damndude August 3, 2009
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She is kind and helpful and will make you feel cared about. She will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world if you know her and to be her man would make you the wealthiest man in the world. When you are around her you need nothing else except for more time. The moment she walks into a room she has captured your eyes and her looks will not let you have them back until she is out of sight.
Although she may be out of sight, she will mever be out of mind. It is the thought of her that provides motivation and keeps you going through the day. It is to the thought of her to which you fall asleep at night, thinking that there is no one else in the world that you would rather be with right now.
Megan is a pearl, a diamond, and an angel. One of which that will never escape your mind. Once she enters your life she immediately becomes your top priority and anyone who cannot see her beauty is either blind or a fool. For any wise man that lays his eyes upon her will drop everything to try to make her his.
She is kind and helpful and will make you feel cared about. She will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world if you know her and to be her man would make you the wealthiest man in the world. When you are around her you need nothing else except for more time. The moment she walks into a room she has captured your eyes and her looks will not let you have them back until she is out of sight.
Although she may be out of sight, she will mever be out of mind. It is the thought of her that provides motivation and keeps you going through the day. It is to the thought of her to which you fall asleep at night, thinking that there is no one else in the world that you would rather be with right now.
Megan is a pearl, a diamond, and an angel. One of which that will never escape your mind. Once she enters your life she immediately becomes your top priority and anyone who cannot see her beauty is either blind or a fool. For any wise man that lays his eyes upon her will drop everything to try to make her his.
by OGDSM May 4, 2018
Get the Megan mug.The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can't act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn't a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can't really help her win an Oscar.
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