Malt Liquor

High-powered, cheap source of booze-based amusement when one has only thirty dollars until payday. Seven dollars buys a lot of time-killing fun.

All I had for entertainment was a newspaper and three forty ounce bottles of malt liquor. It was a great day nonetheless.

by Duce's Liver October 28, 2005

Maltby Misfits

Maltby employees that aren't heroes. They lost the title "hero" by taking Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone out of the Maltby Lorry. They should be fired. You have to be a hero to work for Maltby.

Mick: LOOK!!! THE BOG'S GONE!!!!!

Monk: OH NO!!! It was obviously Maltby Misfits.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

malt fart

the next morning after drinking large quantities of malt liquor (namely 40 ouncers) when you fart profusely and it smells like dead shit.

o man i drank way to many steelies last night. my farts smell like if shit were a living thing and then died and started to decompose, but only it's coming from my ass in gas form. i got the malt farts

by japer July 27, 2006

malt

A word for girl or woman, usually fit in the eyes of chavs.

look at dat malt bruv
she is a well fit malt

by masskater February 5, 2008

malt liquor

Cheap, overly strong beer, often found in poor neighborhoods in 40 oz bottles. Can occasionally be good; usually isn't.

And then there was the guy who couldn't tell St. Ives from a Maibock... the sad part is that he had a point...

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.

Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.

by -Angel- September 2, 2011

Malthe

Malthe is the type of guy who would swallow his own tooth paste and enjoy it

Wow that guy just swallowed his own toothpaste, oh yeah thats just Malthe

by White salami69 September 17, 2021